and the winner is

(from laughinggod on MSN)

"I'm going to read all the major holy books, i have one down, three to go

I'll then pick one to battle the other two in a ring, to the death.

This way i can get into whichever Heaven is the best one"

culinary delicacy

In Final Fantasy IV, you can be a pig and a frog at the same time.

I don't know what sort of existential statement that is, but there you go.

friends

What's the point of an unreciprocated friendship?